B2-002788
SUSPECT IDENTIFIED!!
This man went to at least 4 different Walgreens stores as you have seen previously in
New Year's Resolution. He stole diet pills and a large assortment of anti-wrinkle, eye and skin creams. There were several thousand dollars in beauty supplies stolen from the 4 stores. If he plans to use it for himself, he's going to be one beautiful man! Our diet plan is much more simple though. A rigorously scheduled meal plan, a planned sleep schedule, planned activities and limited TV will give him some great results.
Give us his name so we can enroll him in our all inclusive resort called
County Corrections.